It's weird actually, previous to Villa when Houla Hoop was managing the shite, some of the 24 carrot gold corkers he came out with regularly never ceased to amaze you. Robbie Fowlers ''eating grass immitating Rigobert Song'' being the obvious stand out jewel in that particular borderline racist crown. It's further proof that managing that shower of twats for a prolonged period of time turns you into an inept, delusional, gibbering mentalist. Apart from that though, it was quite something to realise that after the waterfall of diaorrhea that flowed from Houlliers piehole, the world and Evertonians in particular then had to deal with a veritable Tsunami of Turd from his big fat ungracious successor. The below formula theorises further on this...
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?Lets be honest, its difficult to like Villa at the best of times with their Glory Pig, lording it over the rest of the midlands, snooty European Cup stance their fans like to take(sound familiar?), but since Houllier's been in charge of them, you have to say he's been far more Woy than Waffa in his managerial outpourings. He must have mellowed, the daft arl get. Its hard to pinpoint exactly what the problem has been since he arrived at Villa park in the summer. All ex kopite abuse aside, his mangerial record of six shiny pots in professional football cant mask a complete lack of tactical know-how, can it? He surely has something about him, doesnt he? Didnt he also teach in Allsop High School in Liverpool at one stage? How does that happen? So many questions...he's a big gallic conundrum with a Beret on and Onions round his neck is Ged.
(scousest looking player alive) (Emporor of Snide) (should star in The Cosby Show)
Ultimately, after the ever forgettable win over Fulham taking us to that mythical holy grail of 40 points, Villa have far more to play for than Everton this weekend and with their pacy strikeforce and an impressive recent record at Goodison, this has the potential to be added to an ever growing gallery of utter shockers we've conjured up this season at home. How many of our players must now be casting envious glances at Louis Saha and his ascersion that ''it's highly likely he wont play again this season...''? They absolutely cannot wait to get their Havianas on, all of them.
Darren Bent (who was offered to us for frig all whilst Joe Royle was at Ipswich) continues to bang them in for club and country and frustrate the living shite out of every Evertonian, imagining him fitting perfectly into Moyes much preferred one up front style of play for the last decade. Saying that, we'd of sold him to City for 20 million sovs in 2005, so it makes no odds really.
Everton have Coleman and Rodwell as doubts and are still missing the long term casualties of the last few weeks. Tim Cahill should be fit though and he loves playing these. Tony Hibbert also celebrates ten years of 'playing' for the blues this weekend. Whilst never being his biggest fan, his performance versus Fulham was excellent (particularly his two blockbuster tackles) so he will almost definitely start. It is testament to a lad who's always ran through brick walls for the club that he's still about competeing after ten years service. Remember him sat alongside Rooney politely at that table all those years ago signing a contract extension? Talk about polar opposites in terms of their respective private lives and treatment of their boyhood team, not to mention football ability. Expect ludcirous amounts of cash being lumped on him again to slot.
Go on Tone, it'll make this whole shitstorm of a season worth it. Up the Toffs...
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