ARSENAL PREVIEW

Is it a pre requisite these days for managers of the rich football clubs in this country to be a whopping great ballbag who blindly goes round protecting their investment? As a young-ish Evertonian, it has been said on these here pages before that i failed to see what all the fuss was about when Kenny Dalglish came back to those tits as manager. He seemed to be somewhat a breath of fresh air compared to two recentish lunatics who had preceded him in that most hateful of hot seats. The older blues around me spoke with caution... ''just you wait, he's one delusional get him, you'll see'' seemed to be the mantra.

    

King Kenneths DVD-gate this week, where he asked for a screen to be lowered to show a film to all present at his press conference, just how much ickle Luis Suarez is misunderstood and indeed is the victim not the perpetrator of not getting enough protection from referees, is as preposterous as it is hugely comical. Looks like Castle Greyskull is working its magic again, the fucking mad man. Another one of our games most shameless eeker outer of advantages and blind as bat Gallic twat Arsene Wenger, goes head to head with David Moyes and Everton this weekend in the capital. Not the best timing admittedly.

 Turd no.1

Arsenal, unlike high flying City and United advanced into the last 16 of the Champions League this week. They are also are said to be stuttering a bit at present and find themselves in 5th place, the poor lambs. Outside of the precious champions league positions for next season, but more significantly below their most bitter and now better football playing rivals, Tottenham Hotspur. Ooooh does it grate Gunners? Does it?  ''You'rrrrrrre the shit in North London'' as you both perversely and inversely like to remind us when up on Merseyside. Arrogant kopites of the south twats. Even their young 'English' players like Jack Wilshere and Emmanuel Frimpong seemed to have had that pitiful continental sense of injustice seamlessly instilled into their games by Arsenal or more acutely Arsene Wengers youth system. Thus making them both hateful stinking little turds.

 Turd no.2

What of those marvellous boys in blue? In truth the games come at a ball achingly crap time for us, a loss on the back of the Stoke debacle is not only likely, but yet another kick in the nethers for players and fans alike. Just when we thought we had got going etc etc a game at The Emirates pops up. Leon Osman and Jack Rodwell are said to be missing. We probably could have done with both of them in and about the starting 11. Well, we just don't need injuries really. We cant afford them when the manager is falling out with fast, goalscoring loanee's anyway. The Stoke debacle needs to be put to one side and a fresh approach put forward by the man in charge. Im just not sure whether a repeat of the Chelsea away mentality can be stomached by most weary blues again, not to mention the poor fuckers who've forked out to probably watch us go down 1-0 away from home in gale force winds, probably to an Arteta penalty too. The handsome looks like he's been there all his life little bugger. One things for sure, id like to see a bit of leadership on the pitch. It was sorely lacking at home to Stoke City. If Saha and the mysterious Drenthe are available...

Id go;

------------------------Howard------------------------

Neville---------Heitinga----------Distin----------Baines

------------------------Fellaini--------------------------

------Coleman---------Cahill--------Drenthe-----------

-------------Barkley------------------------------------

-----------------------Saha-----------------------------

Either way, its gonna be a watch through your fingers job and hope for a break going our way. This is what its come down to unfortunately. As our Captain Phil 'Fartbag'Jagielka has just said: no money, no talent, no chance. The fact that were more predictable than a Liverpool managers meltdown these days is immaterial. So it just leaves us to say:

BONNE CHANCE CARAMEL AU BEURRE'S!