Manchester United Preview

Who's up next? Oh yeah, it's only those forced ditty orchastrating, ten to two gaited, all round loveable men in black from down the M62 isnt it(reluctant champions elect no less). Its a bit mad that last bit isnt it? I mean they're absolutely effing shine-a-light arent they? arent they?...in relative terms like. It will no doubt be grasped onto by most kopites as some sort of comfort clause the moment they lift ''N-N-N-N-Nineteen'', but this year would surely represent the worst league champions since Sky inserted their engorged golden phalice into the english game wouldnt it?
  
That said, It will probably still be a mere formality for them on Saturdays early kick off, afterall, we have the single worst premiership record of any club at any particular ground with these cuntwipes. The aura of invincibility that hung over Salfords 'Theatre of Astounding Arrogance' when Keane, Giggs, Beckham and Van Nistelrooy were in their pomp has all but combusted into thin air, leaving a sometimes vulnerable soft underbelly of Darren Gibson, errrrr....Giggs, Valencia and Owen

Six points clear of the impotent Chelsea and a flacid Arsenal side with 5 games remaining, represents to most a very good oppurtunity of lifting the Premier League title with a couple of games spare. I wonder if it will pan out like that though? I couldnt give a scrawny rats cock whether they overtake the other sides haul of league titles to be honest, i mean it may raise a hint of a smile, but in all honesty they're just the lesser of two horrendously self agrandising monstrosity's right on our doorstep. In fact what would be funnier is if spurned heartthrob Fernando Torres inspired Romans Allstars to pip them and Kopites of the south Arsenal to the trophy.

   

A teaparty-tastic movement calling themselves ''Evertonians For Change'' have began selling scarves for people to wear at our games. The purpose of them seems to be to protest against Bill Kenwright and his band of merry highway men holding the club to ransom and not opening the door to the angry mob of billionaires banging on his office door trying to buy Everton Football Club off him. Selling points seem to be: they are all but indistinguishable from other Everton Scarves on the stalls i.e. they are Blue and Amber and they have also managed to fit a couple of large Liverbirds on there in case anybody wasnt completely sold in the first place. Good thinking lads. Maybe they could ask the United fans how their scarfer protest got on against the Glazers?

Everton's continued injury problems apply, but so what? Its not like were not used to getting turned over here so we have nothing to fear from this game whatsoever, theres literally nothing riding on it. Hopefully that would be enough to ease the tension of the players shoulders and free them up to try and impress whomever any of them would want to impress in a nothing end of season run out, eh Jack? Seriously though, the pressure is all on United, were starting to play ok just now, Leon Osman is a one man footballing genius so who knows?

ROONEH 3 NIL. The hateful little turd.




Up the glorious Toffo's....