The game itself represents a similar situation to the Villa game in as much as we've got to negotiate a side and its supporters driven by their very survival in the league and we've all sort of got other plans. T-How is probably collecting the money in training off Jermaine, Marouanne and Victor as we speak for their post season Vegas trip, they've hired a Lear Jet from JLA for 7oclock on the day of the Chelsea home game and shall be fed JaegerBombs and duly fellated over the Atlantic by a string of trolley dollies hand picked by Steve Round(he looks a right one does 'Roundy'). Seamus Coleman and Tony Hibbert however, will be going Sea Angling in Donegal for the weekend.
Wolves sit deep in the mire in 19th, have a good home record and Everton will have to be at their best(sort of) to come away with 3 useless points on Saturday afternoon. Its a minor miracle we sit 7th in the table at the moment given the season we've had, so surely the only thing that would be even a slight reprieve for most Evertonians would be to kick on if they can be arsed and overhaul that horde of shitehawks from across the divide.
Wolves look to welcome back 'Big Fat Gypsy Helmet' Stephen Hunt to the side after injury as well as Michael Mancienne, in fact with Osman pulling the strings for us at the moment, we could well see a Premier league version of Alien versus Predator being played out in Royal Blue and Old Gold.
It'd be quite nice to see the management to show a bit of 'daring do', whatever that is, and blood a few of the youngsters into the side where appropriate in the run in, Maggaye Gueye and the greek chap certainly didnt do their chances any harm against Villa and nobody really gives a flying fig whether we finish above those toads really now anyway. Get Mustafi on as well with his massive Terminator head.
Vegas or Donegal? Vegas or Donegal?Back to more pressing matters this weekend. Who really gives a fuck if people want to get dressed up, get ballooned and go enjoy themselves with some mates at a global event on their doorstep? The press and their annual assault on some of the local women is pathetic at best and downright fucking laughable and anti-scouse(not in the parochial kopite sense that is) at worst. Drug use, loose morals and antisocial behaviour are societal problems(nationally) and some of the things said to be seen and linked with Aintree are the norm for any town centre on any given weekend. Moreover, Ascot and Cheltenham will have some similar ludicrous sights down there but nothing is ever highlighted and pithily debated the way things are with Aintree, it just seems tired and childish the whole thing.
Up the toffs, down with The Daily Cock Sucking Mail.
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