Manchester City Preview

Off we pop down the M62 to play at The Etihad Stadium then, where we can probably expect to be violently bukkake'd by City and their multi million pound super porno squad. Or will we? We've made a habit of getting good results against these in the last few years. In fact, when they were semi poo/rich(ish) they were doing to us what we seem to be doing to them now, i.e. grinding out results against a so called better side. They claim its our cup final too, the absolute weirdo's.In reality though, I'd probably take an absolute hiding off these beauts right now for a spawny 1-0 win against the shite the week after to be honest, thats our real cup final(sic). Expect loads of this bulbous behaviour:

It'd be reet nice to show these another great team performance, frustrate the fuck out of them and derail their supposed title charge a bit. But i cant help but feel that they look a different prospect this season. The galaxy of overpaid galactico cast off's they're hording seem to have gelled somewhat and are really attacking teams at home. Coming so soon after Wednesdays two hour slog-a-thon against West Brom could have thrown a lethargic spanner in the works for us too, not to mention the law of footballing averages, surely the run will come to an end tomorrow? Who knows, we'll show the jumped up inferiority complexed twats how to celebrate a goal properly though, given half a chance. 'Limbs' etc etc...

Moyes has to go for experience and caution on Saturday, manna from heaven for the ginger one you may think. Out with the youngsters, in with the experienced pros. He's treading a fine line with undermining his own policy of reward for perseverance, hard work and team spirit by going for the likes Saha up front, but he has to ask himself at what point do you give a proven player who you've fell out with a chance to prove you wrong. The squad is thin and almost picking its self, but again there is fine line between ''half decent side that...'' and ''too inexperienced to beat these...''.

Id like to see Moyes go there and play lovely passing football of which we sometimes get a glimpse of, but in reality we have to try and frustrate them, that may mean Neville or Heitinga sitting deep, but needs must. In Tim Cahill, we have another talented utility player who will do whatever he is asked and run through brick walls for the club in games like this and make no mistake, City are absolutely shit scared of him. Jagielka always relishes bigger games like this as well, his distribution may not be tip top, but there a few better backs to the wall centre halves in the league. Baines is absolute class just now. Players like Drenthe too may look at games like this and think its his perfect moment to show the world what he can do. Lets think of the positives eh fellas? Lads?? Hello???

You just never know. I hope we just raise the bar a bit from Wednesday night and get stuck right the fuck into them from the start. Under the complete polar opposite positions both clubs and sets of fans find themselves in these crazy finance driven footballing times, we have absolutely nothing to lose or fear here. Its Manchester ''Cunting'' City for crying out loud, they'll never have what we've got.

UP THOSE GLORIOUS ROYAL BLUE TOFFEEMEN.