West Brom Carling Cup Preview

News of an improved mortgage deal for Evertons next two years television rights has whipped up chronic Bunion-ism in some before tonight's all premier league clash in the Carling cup. Couple that with a bizarre screenshot of some Experian report of Evertons doing the rounds on Twitter, its hard to see just when the conspiracy theorists will give up the ghost on trying to de-rail a promising start to the season for the Super Blue Toffeemen. Feast your eyes:


WEIRD.

West Brom inflicted a somewhat surprise arse tanning on us in November last year, when the now departed Roberto Di Matteo brought his charges to Goodison, who in turn handed out a bit of a footballing lesson to us, during which Louis Saha utterly stunk the whole of Walton out. Aaaaah our Louis, he who is breathtaking one minute and he who can justifiably be monikor'd ''THATS ONE LAZY FUCKING SHITE THAT'' in the scousest arl fella voice ever. Will he start him? Is this another hasty titty lipped falling out with an established player from Moyes? Who fucking cares?


Coming off the back of a 3-0 defeat to Swansea City, I think we may just have enough to nudge past Hodgson's Baggies side tonight. He certainly gets his teams playing the right way does Woy, well, apart from him and the Orcs last year, what a tremendous appointment that was, if you were to bring out a 'Footballing Dignity Spectrum' and where asked to place a cardboard cut out of Roy and then a picture of the famous Kop Hordes, well, you get the rest. The reverberations of Gnashing Chompers from that particular little Indian Summer of Kopite berating can still be heard rattling round the alleyways of Breck Road and beyond to this day. ''OWT UF IZ DEPT LAD...''



This really does have a potential banana skin feel about it (see the above picture for previous Cup Nemesisisis'esss from last year), we should beat them though, we just should, but the temptation after Saturday is to give a few a rest and let loose the youngsters and loanees, which could maybe be a tad naive. Even if Saha is being a bell just now, id still be positive from the outset(HA!) and bring him back in here maybe alongside Velios, ive got a feeling he'd want to try and make Moyes look like a bit of a moody tit for leaving him out, what do you mean he doesn't have to? A mixture of the first teamers and the a first start of the season for one or two should be enough for us to progress further in a competition which should now be very high in our priorities at the start of every season. Here goes....

-------------------------Howard------------------------

Hibbert-------Heitinga-----------Distin------------Baines

------------------------Neville---------------------------

------Coleman---------Osman------Drenthe--------------

-----------------Velios-------Saha------------------------

With a number of premier league teams dropping out last night and tonight, one or two nice little draws in the next few rounds, then who knows, Moyes and his band of footballing vagrants could be back in Wembley by January.

Were Up For The League and Were Up For The Cup, bum-de-bum-de-bum-bum-bum... Evertons On The Up and Up....dooo doooo doooo doooooooo.

''Curry, Rice n Chips please love''