Friday 11 February 2011

Bolton Wanderers Preview

Ever since the toothy, be-shorted, competitive Dad like Owen Coyle took over at The Trotters, the town of Bolton had not received such a surge of defelected admiration since the early noughties, when the likes of Peter Kay, Dave Spikey(Chorley), Patrick McGuiness and Vernon Kay all carved out their new style of 'northern', rode the crest of a woolyback wave and Uncle Knobead'ed right into the centre of our television screens. GARLIC FUCKING BREAD?


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The truth is, he's got them playing a completely different brand of togger alltogether, gone are the days of Allardyce, Little Sam(snort! snort!) and most recently Megson, were you had 11 grocks kicking seven shades of shite out of you for 90 minutes...Davies and Robinson aside like...welcome to the new age of twittering, twinkled toed Stuart Holden and Matty Taylor tikky takkying it all over t'Reebok.

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Sitting 3 points behind Bolton with a game in hand, sneak a win in this one then and hope one or two others go in our favour then the blues could well see themselves jump a few places into the top half of the table for the first time in what seems like an eon. Easier said than done. Bolton were pretty unlucky to go down to a late, late goal at Spurs last week and also do well to hold their own with most teams these days due to their switch in mentality under Coyle, they frustrated the shite out of us at Goodison earlier in the season thats for sure.

After the last weeks revelations that Nik Leeson is getting his career back on track by getting a job in Evertons accounting department, the news coming out of Finch Farm continues in somewhat of a downward spiral, as we hear Jack Rodwell and (the free scoring!) Louis Saha are both ruled out with injuries for a couple of weeks, lets face it your not arsed so much about Sunday its the impact it could have at Stamford bridge next week.
 
This really is the story of the frenchmans career. Alex Ferguson raised a few eyebrows for letting him go for next to nothing to us, what Ferguson has gone on record as saying is that it was Saha's inability to put his body on the line and play through the pain barrier when he needed him most, this was ultimately what forced the scots hand. It really is beyond boring now to go on about how talented he is, then in the next breath say ''only on his terms though, when he wants to and that....'', his timing for getting an injury is absolutely uncanny, frustrating isnt the word. I wonder if it irks him a bit that even after scoring 4, he's obviously still not heralded by Evertonians for the talent and ability he clearly posesses? You know, gallic sulkyness and all that.
Probably not like, he just calculates next weeks wages against how many bottles of 'Autumn Sunrise' hair dye he can get and asks private Cheshire physio Claire to continue working his groin whilst listening to Tinie Tempah on his oversized earphones, and who can blame him.

All that aside, Bolton are vulnerable losing 5 in their last 7 and Everton are more than capable of going there with Cahill possibly stepping in and getting a result. Also, theres a big gangly lad in the middle for us, who is playing out of his skin at the moment and who has a bit of a habit of notching against these.

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'Go Get An Away Win Lads, We Aint Had One Since December'

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