Friday 26 August 2011

Blackburn Preview

Ahhhhh Blackburn and Ewood park. The home of Souness imploring you to buy a season ticket in bus stops, of first team chicken adverts , of pissed up ale swilling little Everton gremlins in the Fernhurst on their one awayday of the season and also the scene of last seasons horror spill by Tim Howard, sort of kick starting a season of inertia from players and fans alike.


Drink Driving manager Steve Kean welcomes back his captain Chris ''Kinnell, he's a big lad'' Samba to his line up for tomorrows league clash, but may lose Kiwi ''Roin Nellsun'' to a knee injury. We may also see another one of their unknown randoms scoring against us as Simon Vukcevic makes his bow in front of the Ewood faithful, all 47 of them. Now THEY'RE the types of 'Marquee Signings' you can expect to make once a billionaire gets hold of you, him AND David Goodwillie....COR!

Bilyaletdinov is available again for us after his suspension(woopdeedoo) and it is highly likely Moyes will welcome Arteta and Fellaini back into the fold after they bossed things on Wednesday against Sheffield United.


Both teams will be desperately trying to get their first wins of the season here, but Everton are more than capable of taking away the three points at ground where as away records go, ours isnt to bad over there, last seasons dip to Kalinic's lucky strike was only our first defeat there in 7 games. Not bad for us that. We've been beat by almost fucking everybody in recent memory away from home.

I'd go for:
--------------------------------------Howard-------------------------------------

Hibbert------------Jagielka-----------------------Heitinga-------------Baines-----

---------------------------------------Fellaini--------------------------------------

----------------Barkley---------------Cahill--------------------Arteta-------------

----------------------------Osman-------------------------------------------------

-----------------------------------Anichebe----------------------------------------

Maverick isnt it? After their performances on Wednesday night though, Hibbert and Anichebe deserve a chance to shine here.

Up the fuckin Toffo's.

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